Meltdown in the kitchen

Our kitchen witnessed another dinner fiasco.
The culprit. Rice.
I H.A.T.E. cooking rice. Pretty sure I've offended all rice grains out there cause there honestly hasn't been one time I've ever cooked rice to perfection. Yet, I still try. Not sure why. Tonight, I've sworn off all rice cooking duty in my future. Husband is now officially on rice duty.

I, Bonny Wormald, have sworn off all rice cooking duties and placed it in the capable hands of
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Husband.
           
I, Adam Wormald, have sworn to take over all rice cooking duties from today forward to save my
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wife from insanity.
Have I said lately how much I appreciate this man. Cause, I do. I really do.

So. I've been banned from my kitchen tonight.
Housewife skills reeeeeeaally shining through right now.
Hanging my head in shame.