A note to the anonymous brave Baker.

Dearest brave and adventurous Baker.

You pulled a fast one on me. One with which I do not appreciate. What looks like fudge should stay fudge. Do not, I repeat DO NOT mess with heaven's raindrops {i.e. anything in the chocolate family}. Fudge does not take kindly to having bits of bacon thrown in it. And frankly, neither do I. Nor does my stomach. Nor does the garbage can that received my generous fast upheaval.

Gross.
Epic dessert fail.

Sincerely, 

not your biggest fan.

xoxo